2017 was, frankly, a crazy year. Moreover, the scale is quite impressive and has affected almost all spheres of life that can only be named. Do not believe that everything is so amazing? Then take a look at the selection of Facebook user Yuri Uskov. A young man from Minsk published a whole poem on his page, consisting of real media headlines for 2017. Yuri, as a commentary on his work, wrote: “Throughout 2017, I was engaged in collecting real news headlines from real media, which show what a wonderful world we live in. There were more than a thousand of them”. Read below about the headlines that have shocked us in the past year.
Residents of Lobnya accidentally trampled down a pentagram in the city center
An expert on the project of exporting Baikal water to China: "Baikal is huge: if all people on Earth are drowned there, its water level will rise by only three centimeters."
Depeche Mode's new album contains no songs about Smolensk
Simferopol firefighters let priests hold their hoses
The ship with rams "Ashot-7" sank Russian warship reconnaissance
A turnstile in one Eagle trolleybus is needed to establish the "truth according to Hegel"
In Chelyabinsk, May Day participants will be allowed in a circle with a camel
Winnie the Pooh robbed a tourist near the Cathedral of Christ the Savior
A bag of rubber crocodiles was stolen from the head of the department of a Moscow university
The Research Institute of Sheep and Goat Breeding has created an alternative to Windows
Evgeny Shashin, bartender: “Campari is like anal sex. He starts to like it after the third time"
Fewer people died in Buryatia than the government expected
Surrogate poisoning: Jesus brought a can of methanol
Obsessive cooks from Moscow are again somewhere in Khakassia
Headstone with the inscription "We will never forget you" forgotten at Dublin airport
Near Volgograd, 500 people spent the whole weekend sober
The reason for the marriage of engines for the "Proton" rockets was the hospital of the Voronezh storekeeper
Prince Charles was taken aback upon learning about Buryatia
In Novosibirsk, the egg of the architect Gennady Arbatsky was cast from concrete
The only guslar in the Far East escaped from the past and was caught
Kemerovo resident terrorizes neighbors by recording his cough
Concrete balls are rolling along the streets of Saratov for the third month
Sleepy hamster left two villages without internet in Zhytomyr region
Ukupnik: "Trump is the only US President who has a photo with me"
A resident of Kazan was late for the court hearing in the theft case, because at that time she was stealing
In Russia, methyl alcohol was offered to be made tasteless
Sevastopol residents usually die in their free time - Sevastopolstat
Locomotive drivers in Syzran are registered as drivers in BlaBlaCar and carry passengers to Samara
Elite black caviar for GUM and Azbuka Vkusa was made in a pigsty near Tver
In Kiev, found an underground shop for the production of Turkish delight
A resident of Saransk wounded her husband on the day of the 40th birthday of Nikolai Baskov
On Saturday, drug-free cyclists will ride the streets of Chernihiv for the first time
Traffic accident in Novorossiysk: Jews were not injured
The transporter of the insides was given out by the eyes
The Loch Ness monster may not have died
Novosibirsk citizen paid alimony to save virtual zucchini
In Volgodonsk, one participant of the competition "Who will drink more vodka" died and five more ended up in intensive care
A resident of the Leningrad region wanted to open canned food, but opened himself
A third of the residents of the Sverdlovsk region are engaged in something incomprehensible
Volgograd border guards detained a woman who was pursued by a mania to get to Kazakhstan
In Samara, a man lost a package
In Obninsk, gypsies trade bitcoins on the street
Russian military will stop equipping laptops with sledgehammers
In Omsk, a girl with a criminal past ran into a man with an excellent memory
